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If you’re a foodie you love trying new restaurants, menus, dishes, or recipes.  The hard-working staff here at boomboomsroom.com loves to try out new takes on food as well.   Working well into last evening we decided to take a stab on Al Gore’s internet for just that.

What popped up in Google Search trending right there at the top?  Wow, a new take on an old favorite did-the Cuban Sandwich.

The prep went as follows.

1. Toast bread till burned by your subordinates.  Ignore coworkers cries for a better toaster.  In fact, ignore them for 10 years or so.
2. Pile on a bunch of baloney to cover up how poor your leadership is/was.  While layering on the baloney say things like….“I’m just sorry I didn’t see. I’m just sorry I didn’t recognize it. I just hope that out of this we’ll be better and we can avoid it and we can help make everybody just smarter about the whole thing.”
3. Add a sliced ghost pepper.  “If I was in our business office five times in 15 years, that was a lot. It’s embarrassing to say there were people who I just hadn’t met and hadn’t talked to.”
4.  Top generously with pungent cheese.  “Yeah, obviously that’s a huge mistake on my part. I was under the impression that, the first issue, the pornography was resolved. And obviously it wasn’t.”
5.  Slather with the mustard that you cannot cut.  “I didn’t know and I don’t have an explanation. I can give you lots of reasons but they don’t matter. What matters is it was my responsibility, it didn’t happen and I have to be accountable for it.” 
6. Season(tickets) to taste with salt extracted from alligator tears.

Cost of the sandwich is a mere 10 million dollars.  What a small price to pay for over a dozen years of creating a workplace that went unchecked on domestic violence, sexual harassment, and sexual assault.

It’s good to know that money and a lot of “I’m really sorry(s)” can keep you in the NBA I guess.  Well, that is unless your name is Donald Sterling.  The food he served was sooooooooo bad that he paid 2.5 million and got a lifetime NBA ban.

Meanwhile, in NY, Adam Silver is in the drive through in his Rolls Royce.   Yes, sir, can I help you?   Yes, I would like to order that new Cuban sandwich.  Sure, is that all?  Yes.   Okay, your total is 10 million at the second window.