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Elijah and the Karaoke Singers Hit a Few Low Notes.

Infrequent visits to karaoke bars have all resulted in the same result for this writer.   Friends, family, strangers, and bouncers alike all highly recommended that I “keep my day job.”  Well, their point is understood to a point.  Yesterday, if you had a day job good for you.  Those job responsibilities hopefully kept you safely away from a live stream or TV and therefore from watching the U.S. House of Representatives Oversight Committee hearings.

The plea deal guilty Michael Cohen, aka Donald Trump’s decade long plus personal lawyer, took an oath to tell the truth to answer questions from blood thirsty Republican and Democrat Representatives.  It was the same pledge he took a while back then summarily lied through his pearly whites.

His 30 minute long (unprecedentedly long some said) opening manifesto only occurred after a vote to postpone was rejected by the majority Democrats.  It seems like the Republicans didn’t take too kindly to the prior night’s coaching and prepping session Cohen took part in with honorable reps, Adam Schiff among them.  And so Cohen began his 1800 second assault on anything his attorney, Lanny Davis (the Clinton family’s honorable lawyer and confidant) and he could think about to poke, jab, and stab at President Trump.  The speech touched on racism, womanizing, Stormy Daniels, hush money, repayments, son’s of Trump, Russian collusion (except he couldn’t call it collusion because of that silly under oath thing), payoffs, Trump Towers, and the like.

It even painted a picture of a Donald Trump picture, er portrait.  Cohen orated that Trump instructed Cohen to insure that a straw bid occur at an auction where Trump’s portrait was up.   As the last item in the auction a 60k bid secured the piece and secured the fact that it was the highest price paid for any portrait offered.  Cohen told us in this rundown that Trump has a big ego.  The hearings likely cost taxpayers far greater than 60k a minute.  So America paid about 180k to learn that Trump has a high opinion of himself.  Quite revealing isn’t that?

Then the fun really began.  Democrats asked if Cohen knew of any Trump drug use.  They asked if he ever provided money to any woman for “personal healthcare.”  Each of the Republican reps spent their five minutes calling Cohen a convicted felon, known liar, jealous lawyer, and scorned “White House employee want to be.”

What substance came of all of it?  Little.  The Russian collusion theory should now be put to rest once and for all.  But it won’t be. Trump reimbursed Cohen over 12 months for silencing Stormy days before the election.  Shameful perhaps.  Criminal? Nah.  Paging the Mueller Investigation.  Mr. Mueller what have you?

When it was all done Oversight Committee Chairman Elijah Cummings eloquently and passionately told the honorable committee’s rank and file, Cohen, and a worldwide TV audience that “WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS!”  He also asked that we leave our democracy in a better place than we found it.  It sounded like he wanted to Make America Great Again.

Was this entire day the first step, launched by the Lanny Davis aided Cohen speech towards finding something/anything to eventually vote to impeach Donald Trump?  Perhaps.  Perhaps.

And perhaps it is once again a loud, Cummings loud, reminder that votes really, really matter.  The American people voted Trump into office in November 2016.  The American people voted and enough Democrats won in November 2018 to flip the House to the Democrats.  The Oversight Democrats voted to make disgraced and disbarred Michael Cohen their star witness to dig dirt on you know who.   It was these same Democrats that voted to not postpone the hearings with the coaching so fresh in Cohen’s mind.  If the House stayed red there would have been no Cohen testimony.

Will the next big vote that matters eventually be cast by the House to attempt to over throw Trump?  Or will it be in the general election in November of 2020 to vote for or against Trump?  Cohen warned us in his closing remarks that if it were the latter that he had concerns that the transition from Trump to “fill in the blank” could be accomplished peacefully.  Over Cohen’s right shoulder Lanny smiled.  Mission accomplished.

We looked carefully at how the committee conducted itself in its “day job.”

We hope that they can sing.

 

Comment section

 

  • The democrats are trying to get out in front of the Mueller report, that’s why the smoke screen with Cohen . They know the Mueller report is going to show a lot of democrat/ Russian collusion and other criminal activity’s, from Rosenstien to The DNC .

    • Welcome aboard. We like the participation and think that your dog is sniffing on the right trail.

  • How ironic? Cohen is concerned that if Trump loses there will not be a peaceful transition. Hillary lost over 2 years ago and democrats are still fighting against a peaceful transition.

    • Excellent point Dr. Feelgud. The Democrats wanted a love in, complete with safe spaces, for eight years. Then, not so much.

  • Hard to put the Russian collusion theory to rest when 16 known associates of Trump had contacts with Russians during the campaign or transition. I guess this list is what Trump was referring to when he wanted to “drain the swamp”….yikes. Hard to drain a swamp while you swim in the middle of it.

    1. Former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort
    2. Senior Trump campaign official Rick Gates
    3. Former national security adviser Michael Flynn
    4. Trump’s son Donald Trump Jr.
    5. White House senior adviser Jared Kushner
    6. Trump campaign adviser George Papadopoulos
    7. Former Trump campaign adviser Carter Page
    8. Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions
    9. Trump campaign official JD Gordon
    10. Former Trump campaign adviser Roger Stone
    11. Former Trump campaign aide Michael Caputo
    12. Trump associate Erik Prince
    13. White House official Avi Berkowitz
    14. Former Trump attorney Michael Cohen
    15. White House senior adviser Ivanka Trump
    16. Trump business associate Felix Sater

    The American people didn’t vote him in the more important electoral college sealed that fate. Votes really really matter, but where those votes take place matter even more…. 65,853,625 votes vs. 62,985,106 votes.

    • We like the supporting facts that you provide. We also like efficient government. We don’t get it when we waste time on Russian collusion that blew the whistle on Cheating Hillary. Electoral College was a brilliant idea put in place by our founding fathers. It worked very well this time because Cali, Hawaii, Wash, Oregon,NY, and NJ wanted Crooked Hillary and the rest didn’t.

      • Agree founding fathers put forth many things that were remarkable for the forward thinking vision they privide. It’s also impossible for them to have foreseen many changes to our country. Unfortunately the electoral college map, among several flaws, where you live carries more importance in casting a vote ex: Wyoming has three (3) electoral votes for a population of 532,668 citizens (as of 2008 Census Bureau estimates) and Texas has thirty-two (32) electoral votes for a population of almost 25 million. By dividing the population by electoral votes, we can see that Wyoming has one “elector” for every 177,556 people and Texas has one “elector” for about every 715,499.”

        Now when Texas eventually turns blue, I’m guessing and overhaul to the system will be needed but for 2016 it worked perfectly you say haha… enjoy the convo, can’t wait for the debate on gun control…. just give me a few weeks breather first! Now back to my normal scheduled programming snow and cold.

        • It’s why it’s called the United “States.” States were deemed important in their own right to exert some influence greater than just a one for one vote of their population. I’m hoping that I turn blue, and am buried face down, so that everyone can kiss my arse before Texas turns blue. Or, I could threaten to move to Canada like Hollywood does every time someone gets elected that they don’t agree with. Hence they believe civilization will come to an end, as if Hollywood is civilized to begin with.
          Hopefully Hillary will run in 2020 so that those three electorial votes in Wyoming stay red.
          Stay warm.