Above the fold
Send in the Clowns!
Summer is usually when Hollywood releases their blockbuster movies. You would not have known that yesterday. The storylines spanned sports, life, and politics. The drama was intense and the acting was on cue. Lights, camera, and….. action!
In sports, the Boston Celtics portrayed the Washington Generals in scene one. The Celtics acted like they were trying, but knew they were going to lose to the Harlem Globetrotters Milwaukee Bucks. They did by a smooth 25 points. The Washington DC based MLB Washington Nationals wanted in. They did their best to mimic the Generals giving up six runs in the first two innings, never challenging, and losing 7-2 to the Milwaukee Brewers. It was show time for both Milwaukee teams.
Washington DC itself then took the stage. House Judiciary Chairman Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., declared a “constitutional crisis” on Wednesday after his committee voted to hold AG William Barr in contempt for defying a subpoena for Robert Mueller’s unredacted Russia report and documents.
“We’ve talked for a long time about approaching a constitutional crisis. We are now in it,” Nadler told the press on Wednesday. He indicated that the United States was at a critical time of testing whether it could stay a republic or transition into a tyrannical form government. Dramatic indeed. Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee stood stage left (appropriately) of Nadler as he spoke. She nodded her head (appropriately) after each sentence. The puppet strings from above were barely visible. Later on MSNBC she reiterated that these contemptible White House acts were going to lead to a “Saturday Night Massacre.” Perhaps Rep. SheJack can open for SNL soon. “Live from New York, It’s Saturday Night Massacre!”
Just off Broadway the New York Times wanted in the play. They mic dropped a story that showed Donald Trump lost millions of dollars in the late eighties and early nineties in the business world, and showed copies of his somehow acquired tax returns to prove it. This really was a rerun of a remake. But if it sells papers, so be it. Extra, extra!
Fox News “from the left” contributor Juan Williams was live on camera to comment. Fox casts Williams as their own Washington Generals player nightly. He helps keep it fair and balanced don’t you know? But, this time he donned a big plastic red nose and white face clown paint (remember black face paint is very out of style these days) to opine that this proves that The Donald is unfit to lead us economically seeing as he didn’t know how to run a business. Evidently Juan missed the recent TV episodes on the network that feeds him as they reported the lowest unemployment in 49 years, a very healthy stock market, low inflation, and rising wages.
Juan’s clown outfit could come in handy to distract the raging bull when the riding cowboy gets tossed in the mud. That bull, played by none other than President Trump himself, starred in his own road show in Panama City, FL last evening. There he snorted and pawed the ground to the audience’s delight. Trump is no apprentice on the big stage. “You got some real beauties. You have a choice between Sleepy Joe and Crazy Bernie,” he said. The crowd roared. “And Beto, he’s falling like a rock.” “I’ll take any of them, let’s just pick somebody please and start this thing.” The lead actor cares not who his cowboy rider is. He’s ready to toss him or her. Once the rider is on the ground send in Juan the clown to distract him. But, when President Trump acts there are no cliffhanger endings. Give him a chance and he will (Al) gore you.
We cannot wait for more hits this summer. Meanwhile, Oscar nominations for all. Bravo, bravo!
Comment section
It appears that the repitition of daily writing for bbr.com has elevated the quality of the journalism to the penthouse suite. Be careful bbr.com staff as the foundation of journalism beneath you has lost its footing and may collapse faster than CNNs ratings.
Fake News CNN. CNN-Collapsing News Nobodies.
Good one! Hadn’t heard Gore as a verb in quite some time. Everyone knows that having a name like that needs action associated with it. Had none, got none.
People are warming up to the use of Gore as a verb, globally speaking of course.
Related Posts: