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PA, QB’s, KXLPP, and Phil
The state of Pennsylvania has produced more great quarterbacks than any other. Namath, Unitis, Kelly, Marino, and Montana hail from all over the Keystone State as it is known.
And, as of today, it will have produced yet another. This one is tasked with leading the most important team of all, the United States. His name is Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. and he was born in Scranton, PA way back in 1942.
If you listen to those who voted for him, Joe’s facing fourth and long given the job done by his predecessor, outgoing QB Donald J. Trump.
But, undaunted, the Scrapper from Scranton has promised much to many. His game plan is aggressive on day one and even more so in the first 100 days.
One of the first plays he is expected to call is a halt to the Keystone XL Pipeline Project (KXLPP).
If you’re not familiar with the project here’s where the bouncing ball stands after three phases were completed. The pipeline became well known when a planned fourth phase, Keystone XL, attracted opposition from environmentalists, becoming a symbol of the battle over climate change and fossil fuels. In 2015 Keystone XL was temporarily delayed by then-President Barack Obama. On January 24, 2017, President Donald Trump took action intended to permit the pipeline’s completion. On January 17, 2021, it was announced that President-elect Joe Biden planned to cancel the Keystone XL project during his first days in office.
You’d think that it’s the first of its kind as opposed to likely the safest of its kind.
Opponents cheered. If you’re in the stands waving pompoms for the Green New Deal, it’s a touchdown. Proponents jeered. If you’re a member of one of the four national unions that have nearly 7000 of their teammates working on it, or if you prefer North American oil refined in North America, you booed lustily.
So the Keystone State commander in chief will punt the political football known as the Keystone Project down the field.
And, that’s how it goes these days. Every four years we spend a lot of time, energy (not the dreaded fossil fuel type), and money undoing what we’ve been doing. Next up immigration laws, then the dreaded wall, then corporate taxes. Then? Well, how about the inheritance tax? How dare you die and leave your hard-earned money to your family!
It’s hard to win the office and keep the office when 50% of the stands are filled with the opposition to your game plan. It’s harder still when you make choices like stopping the KXLPP. The union vote of confidence is waining and you just kicked off. Fifty percent of 50% of 50% of 50% is, well you understand, not enough after four years in the biggest league of them all.
And, speaking of kicking off, this QB is a mere 78 years old as he takes office, but we digress. Former Oakland Raider QB George Blanda grew up in Pennsylvania as well. Blanda retired from pro football in August 1976 as the oldest player to ever play at the age of 48. Maybe 78 is the new 48?
Blanda played in four different decades. Biden has been in political offices of one kind or another for at least that many.
With that type of longevity, you must be pretty good at knowing when to run v. when to pass.
Good luck Mr. QB President-elect Biden.
Puxatawny Phil will be watching. He too is from PA. Will he see his shadow, take his ball, and go home? Or does hope eternally spring early this spring?
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Today is a great day.
You forgot Jim Kelly
He’s right there in the lede after Johnny U and before Dan the man Marino.
Will congressmen and congresswomen and congresstrans be exempt from the inheritance tax like they are from Obamacare? You know the answer.
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