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Fish Like Hell, and Make Up Lies
Hook, line, and sinker. It’s all there for your eyes to peruse the ruse in one sentence. Wear some sunglasses though.
“It seems to me almost every sensible progressive revenue option that the President wants, that the American people want, that I want, seems to be sabotaged,” he said. He would be Bernie Sanders, of all things the Senate Budget Chairman.
Is there such a thing as a “sensible progressive revenue option?”
If you have enough lines in the water surely someone (Sinema, Manchin, someone, Buehler, anyone) will bite, won’t they?
As Democrats face a self-imposed deadline to pass a sweeping reconciliation spending bill and a bipartisan infrastructure plan they appear in danger of doing neither – again.
You make your bed, and you lie in it. Months ago Madame Speaker Nancy Pelosi caved or got in cahoots (take your pick) with the far, far left. She agreed to tie the two bills together.
It sounded good at the time. When you’re the majority on both floors of the Congress and are reeling in a fish for a President what could go wrong? What went wrong is that they thought they had all of the fish in the boat, but two are unexpectedly swimming upstream.
It seems like the fishing license has a renewal date, too.
President Biden is leaving the United States Thursday for an international trip that will include, among other things, a climate summit. “The president looked at us in the eye and he said, ‘I need this before I go represent the United States in Glasgow,’” Rep. Ro Khanna, D-Calif., said Sunday.
Ah, yes, the bull rush close. Get them in the boat before there’s too much slack in the line and the hook gets loose.
“American prestige is on the line,” he added. Really? Sounds like good cop, bad cop.
“It’s the effing progressives,” one moderate Democrat anonymously told Fox News. The moderate accused progressives of asking for “unreasonable things.” It sounds like some are ready to jump overboard.
Maybe, just maybe, they’re asking for a haul that exceeds any sensible fishing limits? Elon Musk thinks so. He’s had enough. They threw out the chum and grabbed the gaff to hook the rich.
How about a 15% tax on all billionaires making over 100 million? “Eventually, they run out of other people’s money and then they come for you,” he wrote on Twitter.
Musk could face up to $50 billion in taxes for the first five years under the plan if implemented. We are reminded often that everyone should pay their fair share. In his case, the fair share exceeds the gross domestic product of some developed countries.
If you let a group of angry, unintelligent fishermen (call them “the squad” maybe) wet a line long enough they’ll eventually fish an area dry. It’s why gill nets are banned.
The Democrats could extend their own self-imposed deadline again. But, before you know it, it will be winter and then 2022.
Remember, 2022 is a midterm election year.
That’s when fishing poles are quickly replaced by reelection polls, and Americans take the bait all over again.
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I haven’t seen Queen Fish Kamala in ages. Is she lost at sea like Nemo? Maybe she’s at the border?
This bill and this administration smells like 3.5 trillion dead fish.
She’s implemented the catch and release program at the border actually.
Wait, what’s that smell? Maybe the rotting fish that aren’t biting? Mackerel you say? Oh, that’s right, there’s an abundance because the whales aren’t hungry.
And while the Dem’s are in the little separate boats with said fishing poles, the sharks are coming. They smell decisive blood in the water. A culture of bloody irresponsibility and amateur hour publicity.
What are we fishing with says Pelosi? Ignorance and risk replies Manchin. Bait is bait says Pelosi and the water just keeps getting darker.
Early AM prose! You were on your toes!
I’m tired of Dusty Rhodes. Would like some New Roads.
One Raising Canes bird in every pot and more lanes for all, too.
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