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Last evening Philadelphia Phillie Rhys Hoskins homered off of NY Mets reliever Jacob Rhame in a 6-0 win. This came just one day after Rhame buzzed two consecutive fastballs just above Hoskin’s cranium in the meaningless ninth inning of Mets 9-0 blowout. Hoskins basked in the moment, taking a very long 34 seconds to touch all of the bases.
Joe Biden hopes he hit a home run too. Just one day after he was supposed to release his presidential campaign announcement video he did. His video is a good bit longer than 34 seconds(209 to be exact) and he doesn’t touch all of the bases. Rather it appeals directly to his base. It buzzes a fastball or two right at the cranium of President Donald Trump.
And so the race to rally the base is on. In the very first inning of Biden’s video he remembers the conflict (and tragic death of one innocent bystander) between far right-wing groups and anti protesters in August of 2017 in Charlottesville, VA. He calls out Trump’s comments that there were “a lot of good people on both sides there.” So the race for 2020 among 20 Democrat hopefuls is joined. Biden wasted no time telling us that Trump was bad.
Old school baseball at its finest, or at its worst if you prefer, was on display in NY. “He got me,” Rhame said. “Make a better pitch, he doesn’t get to run the bases.” Added Mets manager Mickey Callaway: “I really don’t have any thoughts on it. That’s their team. They can do what they wanna do.” “If a ball goes over your head the night before, the best way to get back at the pitcher is by putting the ball in the seats,” Phillies manager Gabe Kapler said. Unapologetic it was. Old school it is.
So too is Joe Biden. Old school politician he is. The last time he had to raise funds he shook many a hand and hugged and hugged and hugged many a lady. Today, the world-wide web is your fundraising friend. Obama’s campaigners ran breathlessly to Beto’s camp. What a breath of fresh air this Beto guy is they said. He reminds us of a certain guy named Barrack in 2008 they said. O’Rourke is 47. Joe turns 77 this year. He’s old enough to be his crazy uncle. He could be related, but can he relate?
But Joe is apologetic. A month or so ago he apologized to all women, saying about the Anita Hill testimony during the Clarence Thomas Supreme Court nominee hearings ” I wish I could have done something.” “To this day I regret I couldn’t come up with a way to get her the kind of hearing she deserved, given the courage she showed by reaching out to us.” Joe forgot, or forgot to tell us, that he was the Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee that ran the hearings then. And just a couple of weeks ago he apologized for hanging on too long during all of those uplifting hugs. He said “I will be more respectful of people’s personal space.” He even noted that today is more about taking selfies.
Hoskins said that the slow homerun jog wasn’t about retaliation. “A couple of guys kind of said the phrase, ‘Don’t poke the sleeping bear,”‘ he said. And with that baseball continues to slog on with some of yesterday’s traditions. Perhaps far too comfortable insiders are still running the show.
Today Biden can take a 209 second video trot around the diamond. The 24 hour news cycle will provide the stadium. Tomorrow he should expect two fastballs high and tight. Eventually he will have to stop apologizing for his past. Eventually he will have to stop telling us who Trump is. Eventually he will have to tell us who he is, won’t he?
Or, he just pokes the bear that President Trump is. And The Donald never sleeps.
Comment section
You sure like the word cranium a lot.
Thanks for the shout out Discus head.
Crazy Uncles are meant for the attic or basement if you do choose. Just don’t put them at the grownups table. The drooling is awe full.
So no white tablecloth and linens at the White House?
Only if you bring a tube of fixodent
Protect the pearly whites………always.
With a 9-0 lead, I’d have gone out and treated the loser to a knuckle sandwich. Somehow a home run 24 hours later doesn’t do it justice.
Pass the mustard
And the class ring
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