Emboldened by what he called “total vindication,” President Trump took a victory lap after the knockout to Grand Rapids, MI. and back for one of his feel good pep rallies of his base. The Mueller Investigation findings, though not yet totally released, proves, he says, what he told us all along. That is, no Russian Collusion.
Some Democrats, like a dog on a bone, won’t yet let go. One such bow-wow, from the great state of California, Adam Schiff continued his diatribe into the weekend that he knows Trump is guilty and he has proof. When he became Chair of the House Intelligence Committee in 2019, Schiff made it his personal mission to investigate Trump’s connections to Russia, separate from the investigation by the Special Counsel. Schiff came under significant fire when asked if he would accept it if the Special Counsel’s investigation concluded that Donald Trump did not collude with Russia. He stated that he has great confidence in Mueller but that “there may be, for example, evidence of collusion or conspiracy that is clear and convincing, but not proof beyond a reasonable doubt,” as is needed for a criminal conviction.
So, President Trump, once the star of the hit show The Apprentice, took his show on the road. No apprentice at assigning nicknames to friend or foe, “The Donald” offered a new one in describing the House Intelligence Chairperson. It played quite well in Grand Rapids, and we suspect it’ll play quite well in red states coast to coast. Of course there aren’t many red states on any coast really unless you include the Gulf Coast.
So, since he has such an affinity for nicknames, BBR decided to countdown our thoughts on his best (if you are from the right) or his worst (if you are from the left). The hit list is the same either way.
Many honorable mentions are possible. We chose four that follow.
Little Marco – Then candidate Trump went from stage left to center stage after just one Republican debate. He bullied several believed to be serious candidates right down podium row. Marco Rubio, of diminutive size, took a shot to his ribs, lost his composure more than once, and never recovered.
Crazy Bernie- Bernie Sanders pushed Hillary Clinton much further left than she wished to gain the Democratic nomination in 2016. The now Prez relabeled “free college tuition” Bernie as Crazy Bernie. Bernie’s glasses and uncoiffed grey hair could, given a lab white lab coat, come across as a bit out there to anyone to his right. And we think many are to his right.
Lyin’ Ted- Ted Cruz stayed above it all for much of the Republican campaigning and debating. As also ran’s ran out of support or money or both, Ted stayed firmly in the race. Mr. Trump took exception to a few of Ted’s characterizations of him and labeled him Lyin’ Ted Cruz. Trump trumped Ted in the debates by pulling out the nickname early and often is his rebuttals of Ted’s shots across the bow. Ted eventually bowed out.
Mr. Magoo- President Trump appointed Congressman Jeff Sessions as his first Attorney General of the United States. Alabamian Sessions was an early, avid, and outspoken advocate of candidate Trump. Trump spoke glowingly of Sessions. He did at least until Sessions recused himself in the beginning stages of the Russian Investigation that led to the appointment of Special Prosecutor Mueller. Sessions decided to not participate. He concluded “I should not be involved in investigating a campaign I had a role in.” Trump denies that he ever called AG Sessions “Mr. Magoo.” Of course he denies any Stormy relationship that turned stormy for him as well. We think the nickname is too good for Trump to not take credit. So, we included it here, authorship be damned.
Remember, President Trump says that he never starts a fight, he just counter punches until he ends one. Maybe. But, there is no doubt that he’s a heavyweight champion of nicknames. The one he put on Schiff is a punch straight to his manhood.
Tomorrow we count down his top five haymakers.
They all hit like Mike Tyson.
