Do you remember Chad? They say that everyone is famous for 15 minutes. Chad was that and then some. Hanging around for days, Chad was no dummy either. He chose warm south Florida in mid November just eleven months after we celebrated the year 2000 and the 21st century replacing 1999 and the 20th century. So just who was he? Or better yet, what was he?
A “chad” is the fragment or fragments of paper left over when you punch a hole in a card.
In the 2000 United States presidential election, many Florida voters used Votomatic-style punched card ballots where incompletely punched holes resulted in partially punched chads: either a “hanging chad”, where one or more corners were still attached, or a “fat chad” or “pregnant chad”, where all corners were still attached, but an indentation appears to have been made. These votes were not counted by the tabulating machines. The aftermath of the controversy caused the rapid discontinuance of punch card ballots in the United States.
And what an aftermath it was.
On election night, no clear winner emerged. Print and broadcast media cited often contradictory exit-polling numbers, and the races in Oregon and New Mexico would remain too close to call for several days. Ultimately, the contest focused on the great state of Florida. Networks initially projected Gore the winner in Florida, but later they declared in favor of Bush. Gore called Bush to concede the election, but in the early hours of the following morning it became apparent that the Florida race was much closer than Gore’s staff thought. Fewer than 600 votes separated the candidates, and that margin appeared to be narrowing. About 3:00 AM Gore called a stunned Bush to retract his concession.
The aforementioned Bush would be one George W. Bush, then governor of Texas, and son of former President George Herbert Walker Bush. Papa Bush was prez no. 41. The aforementioned Gore would be one Al Gore, 
then VP to impeached, but not removed, two term President William Jefferson Clinton. Clinton was prez no. 42. The winner of this undecided race would be prez no. 43.
That Gore won the popular vote wasn’t contested. The final electoral college vote count, however, was left hanging by hanging chads. The race in Florida was so tight that a miniscule difference of 537 votes sent the nation into a tizzy. 
And, it sent Florida into a mandatory recount per state voting law. As it stood prior to any recount, the red Republican Bush states amassed 271 electoral college votes to 266 for the blue Democrat Gore states.
Democrats embraced the recount. But the Florida Secretary of State declared Bush the winner in mid recount. Lawsuits, rulings, appeals, and reversals kept the finality of the outcome at bay for five weeks. A few counties that still voted by using punch cards began their recount at the outset of the legal back and forth. Was it a vote or was it the dreaded pregnant chad?
In the end the process(mess) reached the US Supreme Court. By a five to four margin the highest court of all ruled that no timely resolution could be reached other than the original one. This effectively made George Bush no. 43. Chad’s fifteen minutes were up.
Indeed Chad’s fifteen minutes were up. But meet Chad’s cousin, Ima Contest. She surfaced last week for her fifteen minutes of fame. She showed up in, of all places, warm south Florida in mid November. Give that family three things-they know just where, when, and how to make an entrance onto the political main stage.
Incumbent Democrat Senator Bill Nelson and former Governor Republican Rick Scott engaged in an expensive and hotly contested mid-term race to represent Florida in the Senate. The results are inside of 0.50% points difference. It’s deja vu mandatory recount time.
Oh, and meanwhile in the governor’s race, unofficial results show Republican former Rep. Ron DeSantis leading Democratic Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum by 0.41 percentage points. Gillum, identically to Gore(the inventor of the internet) called DeSantis and conceded. But as Lee Corso (Floridian himself)has said a few times, “not so fast my friend.” Then Gillum, identically to Gore (the world’s most respected authority on climate change) retracted his concession. He wants to monitor the mandatory recount too.
Ima contests the two elections because, of all things, not all of the votes supposedly have been counted when they were supposed to be by law. These include 266 absentee ballots that arrived Sunday at the Miami-Dade election office. Sunday was a full five days after the law mandates all votes be counted by 7 pm on the night of the election. But, laws be damned apparently as the incumbent Senator Nelson contends that not counting these votes will disenfranchise(remember when you had thankfully never heard of that word before?) voters and has filed a suit accordingly.
Some recently displaced hurricane evacuees voted by email. The county commish in that area admits that this isn’t within approved voter guidelines. Will those votes be allowed? Palm Beach and Miami have now failed to get the recount done in a timely manner as well. Lawsuits, allegations, claims of voter fraud, and more lawsuits from both sides have further muddied the murky waters.
How about a request for removal from office? Even former Governor Jeb Bush had a few words for that swamp near The Everglades. “There is no question that Broward County Supervisor of Elections Brenda Snipes failed to comply with Florida law on multiple counts, undermining Floridians’ confidence in our electoral process,” former Governor Jeb Bush said. “Supervisor Snipes should be removed from her office following the recounts.”
Of the 4,687 US statewide general elections held between 2000 to 2015, 27 were followed by a recount, and only three resulted in a change of outcome from the original count. So, the odds are slim to none that anything becomes of any of this other than lawyers making bank.
Yet, recount deadlines have been missed and missed again. Apparently the educational system in a few counties in the great state of Florida isn’t too good. Some folks can’t count, while others can’t tell time.
Eighteen years ago, after five weeks of back and forth, it all wound up in the US Supreme Court. This time we stand at a week plus and counting. This mess of a messed up process might end up in the highest court as well. If it comes to that, shouldn’t newly appointed Judge Kavanaugh cast the deciding vote? That would read like a movie script, and Oscars for all.
Chad and Ima and Florida are unfortunately forever linked and riding on this Groundhog Day, post-election merry-go-round. And around it goes.
Some of the more intricate styles required hours of work, so of course it was a relaxing ritual for these aristocrats to come home at the end of a long day and let their hair down.
At 14 is a 9-1 Utah State team that no one knows a thing about. They lead the Mountain West Conference and call themselves the Aggies. Who knew that there two Aggie teams in these United States?
It’s identical to a personal foul penalty in its punishment in that sense. However, it also is subject to immediate review. If the infraction called on the field is upheld, the player guilty of the targeting is ejected for the remainder of the game if the play took place in the first half of the game. If the act occurs in the second half of the game, the player also is forced to miss the first half of the next game his team plays. Below are some very plausible examples of how grossly inconsistent that doled out sentence can be.
