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I’ll Have a Cuban Sandwich Please.

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If you’re a foodie you love trying new restaurants, menus, dishes, or recipes.  The hard-working staff here at boomboomsroom.com loves to try out new takes on food as well.   Working well into last evening we decided to take a stab on Al Gore’s internet for just that.

What popped up in Google Search trending right there at the top?  Wow, a new take on an old favorite did-the Cuban Sandwich.

The prep went as follows.

  1. Toast bread till burned by your subordinates.  Ignore coworkers cries for a better toaster.  In fact, ignore them for 10 years or so.
  2. Pile on a bunch of baloney to cover up how poor your leadership is/was.  While layering on the baloney say things like….“I’m just sorry I didn’t see. I’m just sorry I didn’t recognize it. I just hope that out of this we’ll be better and we can avoid it and we can help make everybody just smarter about the whole thing.”
  3. Add a sliced ghost pepper.  “If I was in our business office five times in 15 years, that was a lot. It’s embarrassing to say there were people who I just hadn’t met and hadn’t talked to.”
  4.  Top generously with pungent cheese.  “Yeah, obviously that’s a huge mistake on my part. I was under the impression that, the first issue, the pornography was resolved. And obviously it wasn’t.”
  5.  Slather with the mustard that you cannot cut.  “I didn’t know and I don’t have an explanation. I can give you lots of reasons but they don’t matter. What matters is it was my responsibility, it didn’t happen and I have to be accountable for it.” 
  6. Season(tickets) to taste with salt extracted from alligator tears.

Cost of the sandwich is a mere 10 million dollars.  What a small price to pay for over a dozen years of creating a workplace that went unchecked on domestic violence, sexual harassment, and sexual assault.

It’s good to know that money and a lot of “I’m really sorry(s)” can keep you in the NBA I guess.  Well, that is unless your name is Donald Sterling.  The food he served was sooooooooo bad that he paid 2.5 million and got a lifetime NBA ban.

Meanwhile, in NY, Adam Silver is in the drive through in his Rolls Royce.   Yes, sir, can I help you?   Yes, I would like to order that new Cuban sandwich.  Sure, is that all?  Yes.   Okay, your total is 10 million at the second window.

 

 

 

Lefty and Shorty Discuss All That Is the NFL.

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Last evening Lefty and Shorty were all but ready to close the Gulf Station.   Mosquitoes were everywhere and cars were no where to be found. Lefty- Why do we stay open until midnight?  Shorty-So that you and I can discuss the NFL.

Lefty sat to the left of Shorty.  Imagine that.  Shorty sat on the shorter of the two “halves” of the 55 gallon drum. Imagine that.  Each were cut down to size and retrofitted with a soft cushion top.

Lefty- New England has won more games and Super Bowls than anyone else, why can’t Tom Brady and Bill Belicheck get along? Shorty-They’ve worked together for 18 years.  That’s a long time.  I’m tired of working with your sorry butt after ten.

Lefty-Yes, but Tom Brady is the greatest ever.  Shorty- Tom Brady has had the most favorable rule changes to protect the statue of a QB that he is ever imagined.  Different eras are very hard to compare.  Only one thing is for certain.  No one cleans windshields like us anymore, no one.

Lefty- Well Bill Belicheck doesn’t appreciate him enough.  Shorty- So said my ex-wife and every wife to her husband since Y A Title completed his first forward pass.

Lefty- What rule changes?  Shorty- You cannot tackle the QB anymore.  He sits back fearlessly scouring the options to throw to.    It’s a pass first league.  It’s a mismatch WR or a Gronk TE type in space versus a DB who cannot cover.  It would be like me watching you having to defend Lebron.

Lefty- Is that why so many pass interference calls are made?  Shorty-Pass interference is the most punitive flag thrown.  It’s worse than forgetting the oil pan when changing the oil.

Lefty-Well at least there are a few new exciting teams this year.  Shorty- There are every year.  The game is built like NASCAR cars.  If you have a losing record in the prior year your schedule the next is easier.  Your draft position is higher.  You cherry picked good free agents from good teams.  Everything is designed to have all cars on the last lap with a chance to win.   Unless you get a nail in your tire you have a chance.

Lefty- Well wasn’t that crazy that Vontae Davis flat quit on his team and retired at halftime?  Have you ever seen anything like that?  Shorty-It reminds me of when we are tuning an engine together and you see the food truck pull up.

Lefty-Want to pick a game to bet against each other this week?  Shorty- Sure, I’ll take DA Bears minus five over the low flying Cardinals.  Lefty-Deal.

Lefty- And this time if I lose I promise to pay up.  Shorty- If you don’t you’ll need to enter the NFL concussion protocol.

Lefty- See you tomorrow Shorty.  Shorty- Unfortunately.

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Urban’s Intent Not Taken Out Of (Con)Texts.

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Well, well.  A Wall Street journal follow up story on the legend that Urban Meyer is has found that the esteemed panel that led the investigation into his actions decided to not attempt to recover deleted text messages.  The deleted texts that might have made a difference in discovery were wiped from AD Gene Smith’s phone.  Smith stated that he always deletes texts after sending or receiving them.  The texts of Urban Meyer were deleted at some point in the past too.  Urban is said to have asked a university employee how to delete texts just as the controversy festered.

Deleted texts are recoverable just like deleted emails are and deleted IP address searches are as well.  It only takes time and some forensic effort.  Time-hmmm.  Maybe that would have kept Urban on the sidelines of the sidelines for too long.

If the convened panel was convened to make THE Ohio St University look like they really cared about the matter it failed nearly as badly as Coach Urban Meyer did in his duties, denials, and cover up.

A Feather in One’s Cap.

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For a deed or job well done you may have heard your mom, a mentor, or a “report to” of yours applaud your work.  Perhaps you have been told to “put a feather in your cap.”  High praise indeed that feather is.  It’s a make-believe symbol of honor and achievement.  Or, way back when people did add a feather to one’s head wear.

But what is the origin of such a phrase? Well, as it is with many old school or old world expressions, that is a subject of some debate.

Way back in 1599 an English writer and traveler Richard Hansard noted that Hungarians should only wear a feather in their cap if they had killed a Turk.  The more feathers in your hat the more dead Turks.

The Native American tradition of adding a feather to the head-dress of any warrior for his bravery is well-known and well documented.

However, if you though as an American child it was a cool thing to recite/sing Yankee Doodle it may not have been after all.

Yankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on a pony,
Stuck a feather in his cap
And called it macaroni’.

It turns out that the word Yankee was used by the Brits to describe the naive or inexperienced.  Doodle was a “polite” way of inferring dumb or simpleton.  Simpletons were also called noodles.  Macaroni was slang for a dandy or fop.  A dandy or fop was how someone who paid far more attention to their appearance than to their substance was known.  That is, just by putting a feather in your cap doesn’t yet make you accomplished at the task at hand.

In short London mocked the revolutionary militia from day one of the uprising.  I guess the Ugly Americans got the last laugh.

As the late Paul Harvey would bellow,  “and now you know the rest of the story.”

 

Has Anything Really Changed?

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The year was 1991.  The accuser was Anita Hill.  The nomination of Supreme Court nominee Clarence Thomas hung in the balance.  The accusation was that Mr. Thomas, then head of the EEOC, sexually harassed Ms. Hill, then a subordinate of the now Supreme Court Judge Clarence Thomas.  The drama of her and his testimony in the Senate Judiciary Committee room nearly sucked the oxygen out of the room.

The year is 2018.  The accuser is Christine Blasey Ford.  The nomination of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh hangs in the balance.  The accusation is that Mr. Kavanaugh, then a seventeen year old teenager, sexually harassed Ms. Ford, then a fifteen year old teenager at a party.  The drama of her testimony and his testimony in the Senate Judiciary Committee room as early as next week will suck the oxygen out of the room.

This allegation, that seeped out of Senator Diane Feinstein’s office over the weekend, smelled strongly of partisan politics.  Why wait till now?  Thirty two hours of testimony, Ms. Feinstein’s questions on many areas included, had concluded over a week prior.

Yesterday a Republican push to converse via phone with the accuser and the accused, deemed by the Democrats as an attempt at rubber stamping , lost momentum when a few Republican Senators expressed deeper concern.  By late afternoon President Trump stated the following.

“He is somebody very special; at the same time, we want to go through a process, we want to make sure everything is perfect, everything is just right,” Mr. Trump told reporters at the White House. “If it takes a little delay, it will take a little delay — it shouldn’t certainly be very much.”

By nightfall the parties agreed to testify under oath one proclaiming his steadfast innocence and the other proclaiming steadfastly that her memory of the events that included a third person in said room were correct.

Predictably those in favor of his nomination quickly defended the honor of His Honor.   Those opposed yelled nay.

Back then the battle lines were drawn.  The Anita Hill hearings were in a different era.  Bill Clinton wasn’t President Bill Clinton yet.  Numerous allegations of his dalliances in Little Rock, AR. did little to derail his candidacy and eventual election.  Based on the evidence we can conclude that Bill Clinton was no saint.

Now, the battle lines are drawn.  Or, maybe the era isn’t so different.  Donald Trump wasn’t President Donald Trump two years ago.  Numerous allegations of his dalliances and mistreatment of women did little to derail his candidacy and eventual election.  Based on the evidence we can conclude that Donald Trump is no saint.

The court of public opinion put both presidents in office.

The opinion of 52 senators (41 Republicans and 11 Democrats) out of 100 in 1991 put Thomas on the Supreme Court.  The opinion of 100 senators will either eventually confirm Judge Kavanaugh or not.   The current Senate has 51 Republicans and 49 Democrats (two of whom claim to be independents).

Given how polarized this country is its probable that 51 senators (likely every Republican) will vote yes, while 49 senators (likely every Democrat) will vote no.  It would take something quite substantive to sway that.  He said and she said is what Thomas said and Hill said.

Then they will fly home and campaign in their state’s  November midterm election(33 races) or to their colleagues home state to offer support.  They’ll tell their constituents that they did the right thing.  And, they’ll tell them that they need the votes to continue the fight.  Oh, and some support money wouldn’t hurt either.

Maybe nothing has changed.  Or, maybe we are even further divided.

Ten Piece Nuggets-CFB

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Enjoy another serving of ten college football nuggets below.   We are three weeks in already.   That’s 25% of a season of 12 games.  Don’t you wish the season was 24 games?

  1. I asked two weeks ago and I’ll ask again.  Is everyone else playing for second?   Bama is rolling.  Roll Tide Roll.  After giving up an early touchdown to Ole Miss in Oxford, Ms., Bama steamrolled the Rebels for 62 unanswered.  That’s 62!  Ole Miss might not have the best defense, but it is an SEC team filled with decent athletes at a minimum.
  2. Coach Orgeron’s Hot Seat is officially for sale.  Two wins over then top ten ranked opponents in three weeks will do that.   The media “experts” had it wrong about LSU this year it seems.   There is a lot of ball to play yet, but the talk of a hot seat for a guy now 18-6 in SEC play is tired narrative.  You can purchase said hot seat in two minutes here.
  3. Boston College is sneaky good.  And they can score.  In three games against two weak sisters and Wake Forest they have put up 55,62, and 41 points.  They play with purpose and discipline for Head Coach Steve Addazio.  He may be in for a bigger payday down the line.  Their schedule sets up favorably for an ACC run.  They get Clemson, Miami Fl, and Louisville at home.  Va Tech is a road game, however.  They are ranked 23rd this week in the AP Top 25 poll and they deserve it with a steady climb very possible.
  4. Speaking of the AP Top 25, the top five teams are Alabama, Georgia, Clemson, THE Ohio St., and Oklahoma.  If you take out THE from the five it’s the 2017 final four playoff teams all over again.
  5. Speaking of THE, Urban Meyer returns from his three game timeout this Saturday at THE Horseshoe.  The Tulane Green Wave gets served up for hungry Buckeye fans.   Will any sideline reporter or pregame reporter have the stones to ask the questions that aren’t yet answered?   Our staff at boomboomsroom.com has asked for game press credentials.  If we get them, we won’t be shy.
  6. BYU says hello from the AP 25th spot.   They are in the midst of a nice turnaround from last year’s, abnormal for them, 4-9 record.  Their win at Arizona last week showed some will that last year’s team was missing.   But, going into Madison to hand a talented Wisconsin a whipping is way better.   Wisconsin fans are crying in their cheesehead soup.  They didn’t see this one coming.  Isn’t the question “how good is BYU?”  Or, isn’t the question “is Whisky overrated?”  The answers are slightly above average and probably.
  7.  Everyone in the SEC West is in the top 25 except for Ole Miss and lowly Arkansas.    Colonel Reb and Woo Pig have some more beatdowns coming.   Bama (1), LSU (6), Auburn (9), MS State (14), and A&M (22) are all ranked.
  8.  Herm Edwards was riding high.  Was.   His 2-0 start including a nice win over ranked Michigan St. took a tough turn v. San Diego St.   The Sun Devils, in my somewhat humble opinion aren’t very good.   As the PAC-10 season unfolds we’ll keep an eye on them and certainly will be willing to admit if our opinion is incorrect.
  9. How far have the mighty USC Trojans fallen off of their white horse?  The answer is quite a ways.   After scoring a meager 3 points v Stanford they put up a meager 14 against a so-so Texas defense to fall to 1-2.  Clay Helton is searching for answers as he now answers to an AD that did not hire him.   He might be in line to buy Orgeron’s hot seat as we speak. SI tells you more.
  10.  A few early lines are out.  Stanford is -1 at Oregon.  That seems low.  TCU is -3 at Texas.   That’s a good game waiting to happen.  Bama is -25.5 at home v Texas A&M.   Vegas can’t pour enough points on the underdog when it comes to Bama lines/games.  Last week the Bama v Ole Miss line moved higher by 4 points and still covered easily.  That said, give me A&M plus this week.

 

Meet Abby Roux and her Doggedly Optimistic Look at Life.

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Scroll down if you dare after reading this brief post.  Somebody’s watching.  There she is.  Meet Abby Roux.  This beauty of a four-year old Vizsla is the Boom Boom’s Room exclusive and official mascot and watchdog.   She has to pull double duty for us at the outset, budgets being what they are you know!  Expect her to bust into the Room at times with her tail in full wag to give us a whimsical look at life as she sees it.  Her first thought begs your interest below.

Old age and toilet paper are a lot alike.  The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes!

Abby and Boom Boom shook on the deal last evening.

Welcome on board Abby.

 

 

Let Mike the Tiger Geaux! Neaux!

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A well-meaning, California-based group has collected 35k plus petition signatures encouraging the powers that be to let Mike VII the Tiger, the live two-year old LSU mascot, go free.  Read more here.  This isn’t new news.  The group Care2, which claims 40 million members, started a similar petition after Mike VI lost a long battle with cancer about 18 months ago.  Mike VII replace Mike VI last August.

The Boom Boom Room has a few thoughts about the Care2 initiative if you care to read them below.

  1.  This live tiger was born in captivity and rescued due to poor living conditions and violations by the previous owner.
  2. According to animal experts he has never been in the wild and cannot be released into it since he has never had to hunt for food and therefore could not survive.
  3. His habitat cost over three million to build.  It covers over 1.5 acres.  It has an indoor area as well as an expansive outdoor area.
  4. The outdoor area includes a cool pool.  The indoor area has a “warm” area and a “cooling” area.  He can choose his body temp whether he is inside or out essentially.
  5. The LSU vet examines him regularly and is on call 24/7 making his health a great priority.
  6. Vet students care for the animal daily.  This gives them an ongoing learning opportunity.  This gives Mike great attention.
  7. His diet is better than yours and mine.
  8. LSU no longer encourages or forces the animal into a smaller mobile cage to parade him around the field on game day.
  9. The average lifespan of these glorious animals increases by over 33% when placed in this type of environment.
  10. The worldwide wild tiger population is and has been under siege due to poaching.  Skins can fetch several thousand dollars in the black market.

Maybe Care2 should care more about that illegal poaching that kills thousand of tigers each year than one tiger who lives a pretty pampered existence.  And, isn’t it easy to “sign” a petition online?  “Sign here if you are against caging live tigers.”  Duh.  Thirty five thousand signatures from an organization that boasts 40 million members sounds pretty darn indifferent too.  Aren’t there many trees that still need a hug?

Mike sez, “I am tiger, hear me happily roar.”

 

Welcome to Boom Boom’s Room

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Welcome to Boom Boom’s Room.

Pull up a chair.  However, it’s recommended that you sit on the edge of your seat.  Why?  It’s because today’s world is very polarized and driven by emotion and spin.  Too often people are either for or against something and their minds are closed.  Robust discussion and great debate, once deemed healthy, are now considered “offensive.”

It’s easy to say the obvious.  Too many go along to get along.  It’s harder to think beyond the surface, use logic, think critically, question conventional wisdom, and speak your mind.  That is exactly what we do here.  We have something to say, and say it we will.  And, we hope that you will too.

So what’s with this name-boomboomsroom.com?   Boom Boom was my father’s nickname bestowed upon him by my niece and oldest nephew long ago.  Thankfully, it stuck.  And his teachings (my life’s lessons) have stuck with me.  So, if it’s news, sports, or learnings from life, it’s here and it’s unabashed.  It’s that spirit that drives me.  It’s time to say and do what needs to be said and done.

Lefty and Shorty?  Glad you asked.  You’ll meet them soon enough.

Engage. Enrage. Enjoy.

Lefty-The WNBA 2018 Final Was Last Night. Shorty-The What?

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In my best Al Pacino voice, ” let me introduce you to my two little friends, Lefty and Shorty.”  More on the WNBA finals that you didn’t know about in a minute.

Way way back in 1964, or 5, or 6, or 7 I frequently made a Sunday PM trip to the Gulf Gas Station a couple of miles from our house.  I did not know it then, but it was on that road and back that my father (Boom Boom) began teaching his lessons of life to me.

Lefty and Shorty were the amiable service station attendants.  Well, that’s what they were called back then as every pump was full serve. Sunday’s were slow.  We had their full attention.   Dad interacted with them as they checked the oil, washed the windshield, pumped the gas, and took the money.  He often tipped them as well.  They were the main characters in the first lesson I learned.  They were funny. They always had a back and forth to their banter.  And, they always had a kind word or three for me.

I’m gallantly attempting to write my first book.  Lefty and Shorty “star” in the first chapter.  What was the first lesson?  Sorry, you ‘ll have to wait for the book (my publicist, if I had one, would be SO proud).

If Lefty and Shorty were alive today their exchange might go something like the below.

Lefty–  The WNBA Finals were last night. Shorty- The what?  Lefty–The women’s professional basketball league, the WNBA.  Shorty- Oh.  Ok.  Lefty- The Seattle Storm beat the Washington Mystics 98-82.  Shorty– Who?  Lefty- The Storm swept them in the finals series three games to none.  Shorty- I heard about that storm named Florence that is about to hit the Carolinas.  Lefty- And that has exactly what to do with the basketball game?  Shorty– I think a lot more people are paying attention to that storm than the WNBA.  Lefty- You didn’t watch it?  Shorty- The storm coverage?  Lefty- NO.  The game.  Shorty- Fewer people? The final game last night or the Carolina beaches today?  Lefty- I’m going to fix a flat tire.

 

You’ll hear from Lefty and Shorty from time to time when a spirited debate is needed.

Lefty– Say bye for now Shorty.  Shorty– Bye for now Shorty.