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Once achieved a masterpiece is best left as the only one.  Those who signed up for Caddyshack II can readily attest to that. But, the young are unimpressed.  They’re auditioning on college campuses across the land for roles in Animal House II. The would-be actors are smart we assume, but too dumb to know any …

It has been a minute and a half since we dropped 10 in the grease.  Without further delay your order is below.  Michigan is a major battleground state in November.  Polls have it as a dead heat at this moment.  Who can get out the vote?  Michigan has a sizeable pro-Palestinian population.   One by one …

As the world rapidly evolves so does the attempt to redefine already-defined words or expressions.  It’s infuriating to some. Below we decided to redefine some 24 redefined words, phrases, and people previously defined.  The previous word salad sentence was brought to you by our revered VP Kamala Harris. hate speech-  any spoken or written words …

We know how.   Fill a backpack, pay a coyote, cross the river, and enter the US illegally.   In the game of Monopoly, pass Go, collect $200, and head for a street name that’s determined by a roll of the dice.    Illegal border crossing isn’t as dicey as Monopoly anymore and it’s way more lucrative …

It’s cold outside, but ten nuggets below will warm your innards and get the blood flowing.  Biden warned Iran and told us as much.  “Don’t.”  He paused.  “Don’t, don’t, don’t.”  They did.  Does he remember reinstating aid to them to the tune of $6 billion for “humanitarian purposes?”  Is the 160th attack on a US …