The Party’s Over

There’s not much difference between the word “dodge” and the acronym “DOGE.”  Capital letters aside, drop the letter “d” and voila.

But the USA that we lived in yesterday when four presidents consecutively dodged facing the burgeoning deficit and government waste is very different than the present.

George W started the reckless spending by exceeding the taxes collected by 4 trillion.  Barack followed, and in two terms rang up an 8 trillion dollar tab.  Trump 45, saddled with COVID bailouts ran through 7 trillion more than collected.  And Joseph Biden was sound asleep at the wheel as another 5 trillion piled on top.

Donald Trump 47 got elected and put Elon Musk in charge of finding and eradicating excess, fraud, duplication, and other unnecessary government waste.  DOGE, the unofficial non-paying Department of Government Efficiency, was born.

Warren Buffet once said, “You can tell who is skinny dipping when the tide goes out.”  Apparently, a lot of politicians and government agencies prefer au naturel.

The screaming is so loud that it hurts.  And that’s a good thing.

Imagine if the government treated the money like it was our own.  It is.  They just needed a stark reminder.

Musk has the blueprint in his hands.  He bought Twitter, then walked around the downtown San Francisco headquarters and found out what people there did for the organization.  He quickly realized a lot of them had no idea and provided no value.  Pink slips.

Why should the government be run any differently?

Last week his team uncovered 151 projects that received special funding whose expiration dates had come and gone as long as a decade ago and were still being funded.  Remember that trial subscription to Peacock?  You need to cancel it.

The whaling reached a crescendo yesterday when Musk suggested that USAID be abolished or greatly reorganized, and Trump nodded in the affirmative.  Be honest, 48 hours ago you had no idea that there was such a creature lurking in DC named USAID.

The U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) is the principal U.S. agency assisting countries recovering from disaster, escaping poverty, and engaging in democratic reforms.  It sounds nice, and it uses 40 billion of your tax dollars to assist.

The developments come after USAID’s director of security and his deputy were put on administrative leave after reportedly denying Musk’s cost-cutting task force access to its secure systems Saturday.  Translated, “We don’t want to show you who we’re funding and what their ’cause” is.

When Schumer, Warren(Pocahontas), Sanders, and AOC are upset, you know you’re onto something.  They’ve called Elon some unsavory things recently.  Wait till next week when the Department of Education goes up in smoke like the signals emanating from Warren’s teepee.

The questions are simple.  Do you want a bigger government or a smaller one?  Do you want to reduce debt or add to it?  Do you want to balance the budget or exceed it? The correct answers from here are smaller, reduce, and balance.

Do you want the service on the debt to surpass the entire Department of Defense budget?  It is this year for the first time.

It was a heck of a party.  But it’s past midnight on the debt clock.  Maybe the Cristal Champagne for $400 a bottle wasn’t a great idea after all.

Now the bill is due, and the hangover has already started.

Musk isn’t handing out any aspirin.

 

 

 

 

 

Lights. Camera. Action!

It takes one to know one they say.

You know who James Woods is, don’t you?  He’s an accomplished actor.  You know who Donald Trump is, don’t you?  He’s an accomplished actor, too.

Woods played the character “Sully” on Ray Donovan.  Sully was #1 on the FBI’s ten most wanted list.  Trump’s been in a very similar role for four years himself.

Yesterday, Woods tweeted the perfect line to capture the video he embedded in his tweet.  He wrote, “the moment a largemouth bass takes the bait.”  The video was a 1:48 rant by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer.  In it, Schumer admonished President Trump for suggesting that the November 3rd election be postponed as we combat the coronavirus.  He told Trump and fellow Senate Republicans that they should stop deflecting and go solve all of the nation’s ills, not the least of which is the one we cannot see.  He bellowed that the election would indeed take place as scheduled.

If there was a director he (or she) would have said, “cut, that’s a take.  let’s wrap it up.”  Trump acted and everyone watched, listened, and roared.  Trump doesn’t want the election postponed.  He had everyone make his intended point that if you can vote on 11/3 when the second wave (whatever that means considering we just had one) might be lurking you can go back to work and school today.

Twitter has put Woods in time out a time or three. He’s too outspoken and too right-leaning for their taste, not in that order.  Kamala Harris, a fine actor in her own macabre theatre, called for Trump to banned from Twitter as well.  The best guess VP nominee of the presumptive Democratic nominee for President knows how to put on a show as well.

We need to postpone in the classroom school, sports, dining out, and work for now.  Physical sickness and fiscal mayhem makes for an angry voter.  Come November 3rd, we all need to line up and vote.  We need to stay at home now unless we need to peacefully protest.  Stay off of the beaches too, dammit!   We need to stay out of church unless we need to honor the heroes of our time.  George Floyd and Rep. John Lewis are two that come to mind.

Come to think of it, why do we even need to vote?  The polls show Biden leading by so much, we could all stay safe by staying home.

Then it could be the Joe Biden Show.  He’s been rehearsing in his basement tirelessly for just this moment.  He could act like he was the President all the while suffering from rapidly advancing dementia.  Now that would be some fine acting!

Lights.  Camera.  Action!