You had way, way too much chip, dip, and beer. It’s time to get back to your routine. Here’s a serving of Ten Piece Nuggets. Chew them slowly and drink lots of water to rehydrate.
- Jay Z and Beyonce’ had seats on the 50-yard line. They sat in them all game including during Demi Lovato’s swift 1:50 rendition of the National Anthem. It’s hard to say what they were protesting. Jay Z signed a deal with the NFL recently to promote “social justice.” Are they dissatisfied with the capitalistic society that they wisely profited from to afford such expensive seats? Maybe they’re still mad at the NFL’s hands-off attitude towards malcontent Colin Kaepernick? Wouldn’t it be something if the seats were comped by the big, bad, ugly NFL?
- If San Francisco had Kaepernick this season they surely could have done better. Wait. It would be hard to have done better upon further review. They were the number one seeded NFC representative in the Super Bowl after all.
- Maybe a good SF offense and a really good San Fran defense just ran into a better team when all 60 minutes were played. After all, Patrick Mahomes is the first under 25 years of age QB to win the league’s MVP Award and win a Super Bowl. The future seems quite bright for the young lad flourishing in an Andy Reid offense tailored to play to his strengths, of which there are many.
- Mahomes came to Miami without a title and left with one. Maybe he’ll be like LeBron. When the King arrived in Miami a while back he promised not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not even seven titles. Quarterbacks, given today’s rules that so favor their health and production, can easily play into their forties. LeBron has changed addresses twice since then and has three rings and counting. How many will Mahomes, the best QB in the league, be able to garner?
- Another great QB arrived in Miami once. It was 1983, and a man named Daniel Constantine Marino, Jr. was drafted late in the first round by the Dolphins. He led the Dolphins to the Super Bowl in only his second year, 1984. And after 9 Pro Bowl Appearances, one league MVP, and 18 playoff games he never went back to another Super Bowl in his 17 year Hall of Fame career. Fame wasn’t fleeting for him, Super Bowl wins were.
- Did you bet the J Lo will or won’t flash a little butt cleavage novelty proposition? If you bet the “will” BBR thinks you lost. But, or should we say butt, that was some of the only skin covered in the high energy, fast-moving halftime extravaganza. Shakira and J Lo shook, rattled, and rolled and even used a stripper pole. Wasn’t it just yesterday that the NFL apologized for the outrageous behavior of Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson?
- Turning the page, but speaking of having skin in the game, Donald Trump congratulated the Kansas City Chiefs and the great state of Kansas last night after the SB victory in a tweet. Not too long thereafter, he corrected his tweet to read the great state of Missouri. That’s the problem with screen grabs though. It’s out there now, forever. Of course, the NFL seemed to not have a problem with what Shakira and J Lo grabbed on screen. But we digress. Trump is forever impeached anyway. So said none other than a not so somber and prayerful Nancy Pelosi early last week.
- The Donald will deliver his State of the Union Address to Congress Tuesday PM. Like Jay Z and Beyonce’, roughly half of the members of Congress will likely sit for the entire proceedings in protest of the President and all that he actually stands for. And, as of now, the plan is that the Senate will acquit him Wednesday of both charged articles of impeachment. Put a tent over the circus that currently is under the rotunda, please.
- The football season ended last evening. But the primary season begins today. The Democratic hopefuls will watch with interest usually reserved for Super Bowl viewing at the results in Iowa, the first whistle stop. Polls (not the one J Lo abused) show Crazy Bernie Sanders with about a five-point lead 25-20 over Joe Biden going into today. Bernie can make it rain at the Democratic Party’s party.
- Joe might not really want to win though after he takes a look at how Republican Senator Joni Ernst rained on his parade this past weekend. “Joe Biden should be very careful what he’s asking for because, you know, we can have a situation where if it should ever be President Biden, that immediately, people right the day after he would be elected would be saying, ‘Well, we’re going to impeach him,’” Ernst said. Ernst explained that an impeachment case against Biden could be made “for being assigned to take on Ukrainian corruption yet turning a blind eye to Burisma because his son was on the board making over a million dollars a year” during his time as vice president under Obama.
It’s only seven months till football starts up again. And, it’s only nine months till the general election. The butt cleavage exposure never ends so to speak.