The month ago NFL trade of eleven year veteran, Baltimore Raven Joe Flacco to the Denver Broncos became official yesterday as the new fiscal year of the NFL began. There were several other trades and a bevy of free agents signing. To say the pace of play was fast would be understating it all.
Lamar Jackson, the 2018 first round pick and late year starter for the Ravens, was the beneficiary of the trade as the deck was cleared for him to take the full-time starting quarterback position. The Ravens’ brass hopes that he will be the franchise’s next, well, franchise quarterback. To say the pace of LJ’s 2018 on field play was fast would be understating it as well.
However, to say his Mercedes-Benz pace was 105 mph on Tuesday would be exactly accurate. Like a stop watch at the combine, Lamar provided video proof of his fast driving. He decided to video the needle on 105 and post it on Instagram complete with the no seat belt dash-board indicator on as well as his tapping on the steering wheel to the selected tune of his choice.
On Wednesday the 22-year-old tweeted out an apology saying that “he had made a bad decision.” We wonder if the bad decision was driving 105 mph, the unhinged seat belt, the phone recording while driving, or the world-wide web post of it all.
Some surely see this as a problem. We see this as an opportunity for Lamar, his agent, and the Ravens however. Commercial gain from endorsements, advertisements, or public service announcements can come from this. Some awesome, and some not as awesome, possibilities follow.
- The Raven’s film Lamar getting in the car, buckling up, and driving exactly the posted speed. Lamar looks into the close up of the camera and quote the Raven “nevermore.” A CLIO award awaits.
- A video of Lamar’s pure on field speed and elusiveness running in to the endzone for a touchdown fades to a dated video of his 105 mph dash. The camera cuts to Lamar who states that “speed on the field and off the field kills. I only speed on grass these days.” This one is tricky due to the potential dual interpretation of the word “grass” however.
- Adidas has Lamar under contract. They could film him running in his three stripe cleats and have him say “the only thing faster than me in my car is me in my adi kicks.” Ok, ok, this one needs some work. But, impossible is nothing.
- Mercedes-Benz could film him calmly walking out of the airport from his arrival gate spliced with OJ Simpson’s Hertz commercial running through the airport 30 years ago. The tag line could be “why run and rent when you can Benz and speed?” Ok, ok this one needs work too. But, how about those rental choices from Hertz in 1978? Fairmont, Mustang, or LTD anyone?
- Lamar could go rogue and video himself going 105 the next time he so chooses, and seat belt be damned again. He could turn the smart phone on to himself and say to the average Joe, “don’t give me any Flaccover this!” Ah, these kids these days. Instant Instagram fortune awaits.
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