Pork. It’s Worth the Wait.

Posted on March 24, 2020March 24, 2020 by thependulumswings staff

Isn’t the amount of negativity surrounding us today darn near overwhelming? You bet it is.

So, today BBR has chosen to stay positive. We see the glass of warm water that you should be drinking multiple times a day as half full. We’re positive that if you add a squeeze of lemon in it that you can 1) lose weight, and therefore, 2) preserve your dwindling food supplies.

Feeling better already? But wait! There’s more!

We’re positive that Madame Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi means well in this time of need. Nancy came to the rescue with a visionary bailout/entitlement government stimulus plan all of her own.

While crazy Bernie just wants “Medicare for All” paid for by the taxpayer, Pelosi offers way more in her economic stimulus bill. A six-pack sampling below unveils just a few of its probable positive effects.

a bailout of all USPS (that’s your post office) debt.
$35 million for the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts
a regulation that greenhouse gas stats are provided going forward on all flights
$15 minimum wage at all companies receiving assistance
1/3 board members chosen by workers for assisted companies
required early voting and required same-day voter registration

One should never let a good pandemic crisis slip by without slipping in a truckload (or $#%@load if you prefer) of barrels of pork and regulation. Of course, a lot of our grocery stores could use a truckload of pork right about now. The meat is so juicy it’ll be worth the wait.

We do think that Trump’s decision to not shake her hand before the State of the Union address, as well as her hand recoil, turns out to be a positive as well. They were practicing social distancing before most of us had ever heard of “social distancing.” How woke of the two?

And, when the Madame Speaker tore up the printed address she was prescient as well. The virus tests positive (there’s that word again) on paper for a long while as you know.

Her examples of visionary leadership will have a positive effect on generations to come. Here is but one example. Senator Rand Paul was physically assaulted by his neighbor in 2017. Injuries were significant. And, four days ago Senator Paul tested positive for the Coronavirus. “Rand Paul’s neighbor was right,” Pelosi’s daughter Christine tweeted yesterday. That’s a multigenerational, passed on, bipartisan goodwill gesture if you’ve ever heard one.

Lastly, how about her warp speed ability to deliver the 1400 page proposal in such a short time? Did she have such a measure ready to take advantage of a desperate time just like this one in her top desk drawer? Like a lot of things these days, we’re positive about that as well.

The American economy is getting slaughtered by the day. The pigs are soon to follow.

How?

Posted on March 23, 2020March 23, 2020 by thependulumswings staff

How long has this been going on? VP Mike Pence said last evening that we were crossing on to day eight of 15 of our national stay at home recommendation. Stay tuned. It feels like a month already. And it might be just that if the proverbial curve doesn’t start to flatten soon.

How many people are/were sick? Globally we went from 200k to over 300k documented cases in an eyelash. The world’s population is estimated at 7.7 billion. So, 300,000 divided by 7,700,000,000 is .000039. Stated another way it’s 4 in every 100,000 or 4 hundredths of one percent. Got that? It sounds like a very small number. But it doesn’t speak to the recent past very well due to misdiagnoses, misinformation, no testing, etc. It also projects very poorly in the near future it seems. The short answer is we didn’t know then, and we don’t really know now. And, that’s the worst nonanswer answer possible.

How many industries are getting crushed by the day? Many. The worst are the airlines, cruise ships, bars, casinos, and restaurants.

How many businesses are actually doing fairly well? Maybe not many, but a few certainly are. Chlorox is one. Amazon has to be another. Their business model was built for tomorrow, and as it turns out, we need it for today. Walmart is awfully glad that they invested billions into building out a virtual store as well. Proctor and Gamble markets Crest, Dawn, Charmin, Bounty, Tide, Vicks, and Pampers. Amazon, Walmart, and overrun grocery chains must be selling a lot of all of those. Netflix and Verizon also come to mind.

How much longer do we need to wait for the children in Washington to provide a very much needed stimulus bill? Apparently a bit longer. After negotiating all weekend the Democrats voted against their own proposal. Nancy Pelosi flew in from Cali, a state of emergency, to persuade colleagues to vote against what they constructed. That’s not very constructive.

How many times can President Trump stand in front of his assembled crisis team, grab the mic, and tell us how great of a job they are doing by citing polls? The answer is every day for the past seven and likely every day for the next seven or more as well. Many in his base are willing to look past what he says and how he says it in favor of relishing in the results achieved three years to date. But in a world of what have you done for us lately, he seems out of his league on this one. His best move would be to move to the side and let his team tell the tale. He never moves to the side, however. And PS, didn’t he tell us three years ago that polls were inaccurate?

How can Joe Biden be the best alternative for the never Trumpers or non-Trump crowd? He’s been seen a total of eight minutes in the last six days due to supposed telecommunication issues. That probably helps him actually. It does lower his gaffes per day average. He does have a captive audience though. We’re all sitting home, not working, and complaining about everything. And, now we’re all waiting on a stimulus check. That sounds like a crowd tailor-made for him.

How did we get here? This is China bat $#@% crazy.

Stay tuned. Stay home. Stay strong. Stay safe.